Oh My Goodness

From the Sentences Only a Toddler Would Say Dept.

At dinner tonight, Fiona tore into her bread, completely ignoring the sausage in the middle of her plate. Finally, I asked her if she wanted to try any sausage with tomato sauce. Fiona looked at the sausage as if she'd just noticed it and then exclaimed:

"Oh my goodness, I got to use a fork!"