That Preschool Education is Tearing Her Away From Her Mother

Bedtime, and it's my turn tonight. I help Fiona through brushing her teeth and then she's all set.

Daddy: Okay, now say good night to Mommy and give her her kiss.

Fiona: (running across the room to Mommy and starting to hug her) Good night, Mommy! Hey, wait! (stopping and pulling back from the hug before she's even given her mother a kiss; this is more important:) Good night. Guh guh guh... Good night starts with "G"!

Mommy: Yes! And night starts with "N".

Fiona: No, "good night" starts with "G".

Mommy: (deciding it's not the right time to try to explain that it's actually a two word phrase) That's right.

Fiona: (heading toward her room) Guh, guh, guh...

Mommy: Um, Fiona, can I have my kiss?