Things You Don't Want to Hear Your Toddler Say

So yesterday morning after bringing Fiona back from the playground I pop into the office to check on Andrea, who's holed herself up to finish writing a term paper. After a minute or two I break off saying I'd better go check up on what our daughter is up to...

...and run smack into Fiona rushing toward me with a big smile as she holds up a Pooh bear doll and announcing:

"Daddy, I used tissues in bathroom with Pooh!"

On the bright side, that is an eight word sentence. And the number she did on the bathroom wasn't quite up to the caliber of teenagers on Halloween.