Movies You Won't See

Fiona has a new game. She gets mom and dad to each take a hand (or finger) and help her walk around the apartment. When she's walking with just one of us, her walks usually consist of a one-way or (at most) round trip excursion across the living room. With both mom and dad, however, she can do lap after lap after lap after lap of the space.

It would make for a very cute video, but since we lack the budget for a full crew of camera operators and instead have to do our own videography, you'll just have to live with the description.