6/29/2006

Remote Bath

The other night in the bath Fiona grabbed a bar of soap and held it in front of her.

"It's my remote," she explained.

And then a moment later, playing with the remote, she said "We have to turn it off. You've had a lot of TV today."

Good sign/bad sign, right? She's used to being told that the TV has to be turned off. On the other hand, I sounds like she's used to watching a lot of TV. I know; if we were good parents our child would have no idea what a television is because she'd be too busy learning how to read the arts section in the newspaper so she can ask pointed questions about cultural events.

6/26/2006

Milestone

Today Fiona put herself down for a nap for the first time ever.

There were mitigating circumstances--she was home today with a slight fever, so I'm sure being under the weather contributed. But she went back to her room shortly after noon (naptime is normally 1pm), and when Andrea went to look for her after a few minutes to ask if she wanted some lunch she found Fiona had tucked herself into bed and was fast asleep. So she turned off the light, closed the door partway, and our toddler napped for an hour.

6/22/2006

Girl Power!

Just to show that the previous post doesn't fully reflect Fiona's feelings about her own gender:

Yesterday as Fiona climbed into her car seat she announced that the seat was hot (no surprise, given the weather this week in the city). Her mother asked her if she was okay, Fiona replied:

"I'm not crying. I'm not a boy."

6/21/2006

Girl Power?

Saturday night in the Berkshires, the whole family is out to dinner at a corner table in a local restaurant. Fiona, having finished her pasta, is playing in the corner between Mommy's and Grandma's chairs.

Fiona: Oh no, there's a monster!
Grandma: A monster?
Fiona: Yeah.
Grandma: Who's going to save us?
Fiona: Boys!




I should state, for the record, that 30 seconds later Fiona decided it was a great idea for Mommy and Grandma to save her. Still, it did make me wonder if I should just get her a Malibu Stacy and be done with it.

The Berkshires Song

As I wrote below, Fiona was excited all Friday evening about the weekend trip. Midway through dinner, she turned to me and said "I want to sing the Berkshires song."

Having no idea what song she could be thinking of, but definitely curious to see what direction she was headed, I said "okay."

And then in a very quiet singsong voice she started singing "Berkshires, Berkshires, Berkshires..."

Now, a few months ago I announced that she had made up her own song about the potty. A few days after I wrote that, I heard her singing the full version of that song and realized it was way too complicated for her to have made up and that she was probably singing a song she'd learned at day care. But I think I'm on safe ground declaring that they do not sing a song that goes "Berkshires, Berkshires, Berkshires" at day care, and that Fiona is now, in fact, really making up her own songs.

Car Woes

Fiona was excited all day Friday after we told her we were going to see Grandma and Papa in the Berkshires for Father's Day weekend. Since she associates putting on shoes with leaving the house, from the moment I got home from work she kept asking if she could put on her shoes. Since we still had to pack, eat dinner and give her a bath, we spent a lot of time asking her to put her shoes away.

Once those jobs were done, I headed out load up the car... and realized it wouldn't start. Under ordinary circumstances I would have uttered an expletive or two and headed back upstairs, figuring I'd get some sleep and call AAA the next morning. But you can't tell a two-year-old who's been excited to go on a trip all day that you're suddenly delaying the trip until the next morning, so we waited around for an hour to get a jump and had a very late night driving up to the mountains. Fortunately Aunt Kathy was around to entertain Fiona.

As it turned out, the car problem leaving was mere prelude to the return trip. On Monday afternoon as we merged onto the Hutch heading for the withstand the front passenger tire blew out. Three hours into the trip, twenty minutes from home. In 95 degree heat. With rush hour fast approaching. And (of course) a toddler in the back seat whose brief nap had just rudely ended with the flat tire.

We waited about half an hour for the tow truck and then had to clutch Fiona on our laps in the truck cab (there not being any strictly legal option--Fiona couldn't ride in the towed car, and the truck cab couldn't accommodate a car seat, not that she's supposed to be in the front seat anyway). Fortunately we had a cooler full of food from the Berkshires, and Fiona's normal reaction to seeing her parents' stress is to cling closer to whichever parent is nearby rather than throwing a fit.

By the time we were done spending a couple hundred to get towed and get a new tire rush hour had arrived in full force, which meant another 60-75 minutes to go the final few miles home. Needless to say, Monday evening turned into a kind of "no rules" night, as we just let Fiona run around until well after her bedtime, happy to be out of a car and back with her old toys. Oh, and Daddy was happy to be able to crack open a beer while Mommy enjoyed being able to collapse on the couch. So much for a restful weekend.

Fiona knows how to express her displeasure; she is, after all, terribly two. But on Monday, when she could so easily have lashed out in frustration at the heat, the confinement, and the traffic, she was an angel. If that's not worth a late bedtime I don't know what is.

6/15/2006

Sound Good?

I think the most consistently amusing part of parenthood is hearing Fiona using the exact phrases and cadences we use. For example, when we got her a toy stroller to put her baby in, within a few minutes she was strapping the baby, saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" the whole time, just like Daddy does when he's running late to work and needs to get Fiona to day care in a hurry.

Last weekend after Fiona woke up from her nap she announced that she was hungry, so we asked if she wanted a snack.

"I want a cookie," she said.

"How about some grapes?" we countered, trying our best to instill the healthy eating habits that she'll toss out the window come high school. "Or yogurt? Does yogurt sound good?"

Fiona wasted no time climbing on top of her mother and getting right in Andrea's face.

"How about a cookie?" she said. "Cookie sound good? Yes? Yes? Cookie sounds good, right?"

Two years old and already she's cracked our cutting edge rhetorical tricks.

6/09/2006

Walking vs. the Stroller

Wednesday morning, the heavens open and a steady deluge pours forth throughout the day.

Fiona walks every step of the way from our house to day care, making sure to jump in every puddle (which in toddler-ese is called a "cuddle") along the way, requiring a change of clothes once she gets to day care.

Thursday morning, the skies are dry but overcast, and many cuddles still fill the sidewalks.

Fiona walks about half of the day care route, only taking to the stroller under duress when Daddy insists he has to put her there to be on time for work.

Friday morning, blue skies return with gorgeous sun beating down on the pavement.

Fiona walks half a block and asks to ride in the stroller. When Daddy asks if she wants to walk the final block to day care, she quickly replies "no."

6/05/2006

Two From the Living Room

Sunday morning, Daddy opens his birthday cards, including a card "from" Fiona with a bear playing peekaboo.

Daddy: Thank you for the card, Fiona.
Fiona: (looking at the card) I don't like it.




Later in the day, Fiona becomes agitated about where people are supposed to sit on the couch and where her juice cup should rest.

Daddy: You're very particular, aren't you?
Fiona: I'm not particular. I'm a girl.

(I had no idea they were mutually exclusive)

6/03/2006

Two From the Car

Last Friday night, Fiona rides up to the Berkshires with Aunt Kathy sitting to her right in the back seat. After a vicious coughing fit (she was still getting over her cold), Fiona gives a big yawn.

Aunt Kathy: Fiona, are you tired?
Fiona: I'm not tired, I'm coughing.




On the way back on Sunday, Aunt Kathy sits to Fiona's left. Midway through the drive as the car speeds down the Merritt at 60 mph, Fiona turns to Aunt Kathy.

Fiona: (pointing to her right) Aunt Kathy, do you want to sit this side?