Tipping Instructions

As reinforced by Daddy' s experience at Fatty's the other night.

• When the bill comes, tip on the high end of that 15-20% recommendation
  
• Remember how helpful the waiter was when he took her water back to put it in a special cup, and how he got extra napkins and spoons when we needed them. Throw in an extra buck.
  
• Remember how the owner came over to say hello to Fiona and then gave her an unclaimed toy from the lost and found. Throw in an extra buck.
  
• Take a look at the food still on the table. That's on the table, as in, not on the plates. Throw in an extra buck.
  
• Take a look underneath Fiona's chair. Throw in an extra couple of bucks.
  
• Take another look under Fiona' chair. Throw in another buck.
  
• Take one last look under Fiona's chair. Grab a napkin and start cleaning up yourself.